i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

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is about to take a half decent selfie

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the fuck are you doing

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ok so ive been having pretty bad heart palpitations followed by chest pains like 10-15 times a day for the last 3 or so weeks (i got them before but it wasn’t so frequent) and i’m freaking the fuck out??? cba to go to the doctor bc last time i was told to go to counselling for stress and given fucking ibuprofen for chest/joint pain??? but i can’t be taking painkillers forever!!!!!

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i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via gimme-those-snackles)

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How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via fake-mermaid)

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do you ever feel like a plastic swag

(Source: psychopass, via orgasm)

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