ok so ive been having pretty bad heart palpitations followed by chest pains like 10-15 times a day for the last 3 or so weeks (i got them before but it wasn’t so frequent) and i’m freaking the fuck out??? cba to go to the doctor bc last time i was told to go to counselling for stress and given fucking ibuprofen for chest/joint pain??? but i can’t be taking painkillers forever!!!!!
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.